[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 163 points 3 hours ago

I'm convinced he doesn't even like basketball, he just likes making people feel bad.

森林狼球迷：我堅(jiān)信他甚至都不喜歡打籃球，他只是喜歡讓別人難堪。

[–]Spursthetrainmaster 210 points 3 hours ago

His smirk while Jokic was pressing him was frying me

馬刺球迷：約基奇沖向他時(shí)他的那個(gè)壞笑，簡直把我笑抽了。

[–]TimberwolvesElectricalMud2850 653 points 3 hours ago

Jaden should've actually executed the bounce dunk this time.

森林狼球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯這次真應(yīng)該表演個(gè)砸地接球扣籃的。

[–]TimberwolvesWheedMBoise 126 points 3 hours ago

Last time that's what finally injured his leg so I think he's gonna leave that move in the past for the short term lol

森林狼球迷：上次他就是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)動(dòng)作把腿給弄傷了，所以我估計(jì)短期內(nèi)他是把這招給封印了哈哈。

[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 597 points 3 hours ago

Jaden McDaniels my petty king

森林狼球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯，我心目中的小氣之王。

[–]Sloveniafabinski_ 142 points 3 hours ago

"Please F*** Wit' Me" First Teamer. Up there with Beef Stew and everyone on the Magic.

球迷：“有種來搞我啊” 一陣球員。跟斯圖爾特以及魔術(shù)隊(duì)所有人一個(gè)級別的。

[–]TimberwolvesH2-nL 536 points 3 hours ago

What a gritty win holy shit

森林狼球迷：這場贏的真他媽硬氣，臥槽。

[–]RaptorsPresentMission8482 248 points 3 hours ago

I thought this game was fs over when both Ant and Donte went down, unfuckingreal resilience

猛龍球迷：愛德華茲和迪文岑佐都倒下的時(shí)候，我特么以為這比賽已經(jīng)交代了，這韌性真他媽不真實(shí)。

[–]TimberwolvesAndy_Wiggins 130 points 3 hours ago

This team made me absolutely hate them at points during this season, but damn they deserve nothing but love for how they’re battling

森林狼球迷：這支球隊(duì)在賽季的某些時(shí)候讓我恨得牙癢癢，但該死，就憑他們現(xiàn)在的拼搏精神，他們只配得到滿滿的愛。

[–]TimberwolvesC_moneySmith 1083 points 3 hours ago

Ayo Dosunmu might be the greatest basketball player ever

森林狼球迷：道蘇姆可能是史上最偉大的籃球運(yùn)動(dòng)員。

[–]LakersJayveesac 438 points 3 hours ago

You can't spell "playoffs" without "AYO." Coincidence? I don't fucking think so

湖人球迷：沒有 “AYO”（阿約·道蘇姆） 你就拼不出 “playoffs”（季后賽）。巧合嗎？我他媽覺得不是。

[–]TimberwolvesMilly-the-Kid 747 points 3 hours ago

It’s 2024. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2025. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2026. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

森林狼球迷：現(xiàn)在是 2024 年。森林狼隊(duì)在首輪系列賽中遙遙領(lǐng)先，震驚了絕大多數(shù)看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

現(xiàn)在是 2025 年。森林狼隊(duì)在首輪系列賽中遙遙領(lǐng)先，震驚了絕大多數(shù)看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

現(xiàn)在是 2026 年。森林狼隊(duì)在首輪系列賽中遙遙領(lǐng)先，震驚了絕大多數(shù)看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

[–]Timberwolvesgradual_alzheimers 178 points 3 hours ago

its kind of wild how true this is

森林狼球迷：這話說得真他媽在理，太瘋狂了。

[–]CIark 728 points 3 hours ago

Who had a worse performance, Jokic or dude who’s plan was just running straight through 10 secret service agents with guns

球迷：誰的表現(xiàn)更拉胯？是約基奇，還是那個(gè)計(jì)劃直接硬闖 10 個(gè)帶槍特勤局特工的哥們？

[–]Thunderhomefree122 505 points 3 hours ago

What a fucking roller coaster of a game. Ant and DiVincenzo going down. Gobert shutting Jokic down completely. Dosunmu scoring a career high 43 points off the bench. Game ending with ejections. A wild and unbelievable series of events

雷霆球迷：這比賽真他媽跟坐過山車一樣。愛德華茲和迪文岑佐倒下了。戈貝爾把約基奇完全鎖死了。道蘇姆替補(bǔ)出場砍下職業(yè)生涯新高的 43 分。比賽以驅(qū)逐出場結(jié)束。一系列瘋狂又不可思議的事件。

[–]catreyka 141 points 3 hours ago

Joki?, Jamal, and every important player besides AG has shat their pants against the Timberwolves. A 3-1 comeback isn't impossible especially for this Nuggets team, but it doesn't look likely with how they've been getting clamped up all series long. Gobert and Dosunmu are unbelievably goated.

球迷：約基奇、穆雷，除了阿龍?戈登之外的所有重要球員，打森林狼時(shí)都拉胯了。1-3 落后逆轉(zhuǎn)不是不可能，尤其是對這支掘金隊(duì)來說，但考慮到他們這輪系列賽一直被按在地上摩擦，這看起來不太可能發(fā)生。戈貝爾和道蘇姆真的是神了。

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic 223 points 3 hours ago

Podcasters the last few weeks of the season kept saying "If I'm the Nuggets, I want to avoid the Thunder for as long as possible" and I just thought that was hella arrogant.

In today's NBA, you can't assume you're gonna waltz thru the 1st round from the 3 seed. League's too deep. 6 seeds are good. Definition of putting the cart before the horse.

超音速球迷：賽季最后幾周，播客們一直在說：“如果我是掘金，我想盡可能久地避開雷霆?！?我當(dāng)時(shí)就覺得這太傲慢了。

在如今的 NBA，你不能想當(dāng)然地認(rèn)為作為 3 號(hào)種子就能輕松混過首輪。聯(lián)盟陣容深度太強(qiáng)了。6 號(hào)種子也狠得很。這簡直是本末倒置的典型。

[–]hyzerflipthescript 221 points 3 hours ago

To be fair, they are going to avoid the Thunder entirely this year.

球迷：平心而論，他們今年是可以完全避開雷霆了。

[–]Thunderfeather_1 124 points 3 hours ago

Jokic is having one of the worst series of all time by a superstar. Will be a big stain on his legacy if they don’t pull through.

雷霆球迷：約基奇正在打出超級巨星有史以來最爛的系列賽之一。如果他們挺不過去，這將是他歷史地位上的一大污點(diǎn)。

[–]Lakersusetheforce_gaming 349 points 3 hours ago

Certified bitch moment for Jokic.

湖人球迷：官方認(rèn)證的約基奇慫包時(shí)刻。

[–]KnicksBurntlettuce 143 points 3 hours ago

He is such a bitch player. He was flopping all night.

尼克斯球迷：他真是個(gè)軟蛋球員。他整晚都在假摔。

[–]TimberwolvesHuntermainlol 161 points 3 hours ago*

Ayo comes from Yoruba, a language spoken in Nigeria, meaning ‘immense joy’

Yes, Ayo does bring immense joy.

And Jokic is a little bitch with his feelings hurt, more tantrums than points scared in the fourth

森林狼球迷：“Ayo” 來自尼日利亞的約魯巴語，意思是 “巨大的喜悅”。

是的，多森姆確實(shí)帶來了巨大的喜悅。

而約基奇就是個(gè)玻璃心的慫包，第四節(jié)發(fā)的脾氣比得的分還多。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron